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By Matt Groening

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"The controversy surrounding Bart Simpson while The Simpsons debuted as a series—won’t somebody safeguard the kids from the scourge of “Underachiever And pleased with It” shirts?!—seems old fashioned two decades later. however it is helping clarify Bart Simpson’s advisor To existence, a made from the early Simpsons age whilst many of the realization interested by the 10-year-old rapscallion. within the e-book, Bart bargains assistance on every little thing from nutrients to oldsters to intercourse and faith. even if many people wrote the booklet, Matt Groening is the one one credited, and its dense format remembers Groening’s lifestyles In Hell sequence. simply because characters have built and the show’s voice has replaced, Bart’s consultant To lifestyles is understandably a section dated 17 years later (see the connection with Simpsons bootleg shirts), yet like many of the books in this record, it’s a keepsake from a special pop-cultural age."

From Amazon:

"Starved for the full fact, man?

Take a chew out of this bitsy yet beefy package deal, brimming with morsels of wit, knowledge and worldly wisdom delivered to you by way of the only and merely Bartholomew J. Simpson. Get the hard–knocks proof of lifestyles from the man who's noticeable all of it, heard all of it, performed all of it and denies it all.

(The "J" stands for "Jo–Jo"...)"

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