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By Stephen Clarke

We’ve been stressful the French for one thousand years. yet do you know that, as lately as 2010:

When the French and British navies attempted to hitch forces, nuclear submarines collided, an twist of fate that France’s Minister of Defence blamed on shrimps. It was once Trafalgar yet again – yet with seafood.
The americans infuriated the French via arresting Dominique Strauss-Kahn, a member of France’s political élite, after which treating him like an ordinary suspect. Ce n’est pas normal!
With either a royal marriage ceremony and a jubilee, the Brits confirmed the French what a rash notion it used to be to decapitate their king.
When David Cameron walked out of a eurosummit, he provoked a volley of comical anti-Anglais insults from French politicians.

Stephen Clarke reports every little thing the English-speaking international has been doing lately to make sure that France hangs directly to its nationwide inferiority complicated. For the French, the merde by no means ends

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