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Say," said the operator in his usual confidential tone, ''there's a lot of good stuff at this party. " "Oh, I'll only be gone for a few minutes. " A person who sticks his No's in other people's business. CENSOR: 28 A good golfer has to break 80, but a good chorus girl only has to bust 3 6. The other evening in a bar, a rather shy friend of ours spotted a remarkably stacked young lady drinking alone a few stools away. He moved over and sat next to her, but he was too embarrassed to talk. So, instead, when be ordered his next drink, he ordered one for her and paid for them both.
George knew just what be wanted in a woman. " Now he's married, and his wife bas all the required traits-but not in the same order. She's an aristocrat in the kitchen, a harlot in the living room, and an economist in bed. " be 3sked. " she replied coyly. " Strip poker is the one game in whlch the more you lose, the more you have to show for it. The head doctor at the hospital w as making his rounds, and be paused before a group of newborn babies. "\Vbat's the matter with this little fellow? " " Confirms a pet theory of mine," said the doctor.
The tensions of life were threatening to ge t a strangle hold on Bill, and after he'd fini s h e d a good dinner, he relaxed mindlessly in a soft chair next to the stereo, with a stiff drink in his hand. His wife knew nothing of his nervous s tate, and she climbed onto his lap with the thoug ht of trying to wheedle a fur coat out of him, and snuggled and murmured and fondled. "Good heavens, Ethel," he exploded, "get off. " Rules are the means of a girl's assessing wbic~ man she likes well enough to break them for.